Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 275 Points
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/470 points)
Ollie's Backstory
Solve The Case
Interrogate The Suspects
Identify The Frozen Corpse
Where’d Chip run off to?
A Tale Of Toys And Rats
Battle For Light Vol.1
T'was A Dark Christmas
My Head Hurts And I Have A Dull Pain In My Chest
Merry Christmas!
A Rookie Chasing Shadows and Dead Ends
Shoot First, Ask Questions Later
Fire Behind Her Eyes
Insight And Guidance
Legend of the Yule Cat
I'd Watch Them Squirm, Eyes Wide With Terror
Dove Of Hope
An Addicts Entire Existence Revolves Around Their Next Hit
Master of Horror
They Dwell In The Snow, Hiding From The Eyes Of The World
Delicate, But Tougher Than It Looks
I Could Use Some Soul Saving
Whiskey And Demons Are My Only Companions
Medals Earned: 6/24 (30/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/110 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (125/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/25 points)
complete the game.
Clear dartboards
is a simple medal test
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Start the game
Die
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial